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A man was stranded1 in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, Would you like a cigar?
The man said, Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years. So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.
Then, she said, Would you like a drink?
The man said, Lady, I ain't drank in ten years. So, she unzipped the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack2 Daniels.
Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, Would you like to play around?
The man said with astonishment3... You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too!
The man said, Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years. So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.
Then, she said, Would you like a drink?
The man said, Lady, I ain't drank in ten years. So, she unzipped the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack2 Daniels.
Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, Would you like to play around?
The man said with astonishment3... You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too!
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