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Rope or Ox 到底是繩子還是公牛

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home. But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home! I told you I had bad luck, didn't I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.繩子還是公牛? 在監(jiān)獄里,一個(gè)人問(wèn)新來(lái)的犯人為何被關(guān)進(jìn)去。新來(lái)的犯人回答說(shuō):我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時(shí)候,看到一根臟繩子,以為沒(méi)人要了,便撿起來(lái)帶了回家。 但,撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法! 我告訴過(guò)你我倒霉了吧?那個(gè)人嘆了口氣,麻煩的就是我沒(méi)注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。
    作者:大學(xué)生新聞網(wǎng)    來(lái)源:大學(xué)生新聞網(wǎng)
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