Egg Donor
Egg Donor1 雞蛋捐贈人
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
一天,蘇在打掃床底下的時(shí)候,發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小盒子。出于好奇,她把它打開,發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有3個(gè)雞蛋和一萬塊錢。她感覺有的可疑,就找結(jié)了婚20年的老公質(zhì)問。
Oh, that, Frank said. Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box. Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
弗蘭克說:哦,那個(gè)啊,每欺騙你一次,我就放一個(gè)雞蛋到盒子里。蘇雖然對此有點(diǎn)不高興,不過想到20年間才欺騙她3次,也不算非常糟糕了。
But what about the 10,000 dollars?
但那一萬塊錢是如何會是?
Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.
每當(dāng)我攢夠了12個(gè)雞蛋,我就把它們賣了。
作者:大學(xué)生新聞網(wǎng) 來源:大學(xué)生新聞網(wǎng)
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